Toilet poetry, potty poems, washroom rhymes, funny crapper ditties, shitting comedy text and humorous lyrics for some laughs.

 
  Toilet poetry, potty poems, washroom rhymes, funny crapper ditties, shitting comedy text and humorous lyrics for some laughs.

Too Long on the Toilet

I drained my bladder, which made it gladder.
I peed for an hour or more.
Then I sat and shit, till my colon was split.
Now my sphincter's all itchy and sore.

 

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