Roses are red poems,  potty poetry, toilet comedy, washroom rhymes, humorous reading material and crapper lyrics for laughs.

 
  Roses are red poems, potty poetry, toilet comedy, washroom rhymes, humorous reading material and crapper lyrics for laughs.

 

Roses are Red Poems

Noses are red, faces are blue,
You stunk up the can, with the fart that you blew.

Roses are red, to freshen the loo,
To cover the stench, in the mall restroom.

The roses are dead, the warnings are true,
That god awful stench, must have come outta you.

Roses are red, Violets are blue,
A perv in an outhouse, gets a shitty rear view.

Roses are red, toilets are white,
I'm forcing it out, with all of my might.

Roses are pink, toilets can stink,
The pipes are all plugged, gotta piss in the sink.

Roses are red, and they smell pretty too,
but not when they grow, in big piles of poo.

Roses are red, and have thorns that can cut,
So don't ever use them, to wipe your bare butt.

Roses are black, and may represent death,
I can't stand the stench, am on my last breath.

Roses are red, Violets are blue
The dog took a crap, in your favorite new shoes

Roses are red, Violets are blue
I'm sure it's been said, that your farts are not few

Roses are red, Violets are green
Try sitting instead, you spray when you're peein'

These original poems were written
and copyrighted© by Mick™
Non-Commercial use is allowed
on washroom stalls
or with a link to this site only

Submitted Roses are Red Poems

Roses are red, Violets are blue
Your farts smell like, two week old poo.
(submitted by Linda)

REMEMBER
It's good to have Roses on your piano
But it's even better to have Tulips on your organ

 

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