Potty poems, toilet poetry, washroom rhymes, funny urinal ditties, farting comedy text and humorous passing gas lyrics to read for fun.

 
  Potty poems, toilet poetry, washroom rhymes, funny urinal ditties, farting comedy text and humorous passing gas lyrics to read for fun.

A Fart

A fart can be quiet,
A fart can be loud,
Some leave a powerful,
Poisonous cloud.

A fart can be short,
Or a fart can be long,
Some farts have been known,
To sound just like a song.

Some farts do not smell,
While others are vile,
A fart may pass quickly,
Or linger awhile.

A fart can create
A most-curious medley,
A fart can be harmless,
Or silent, but deadly.

A fart can occur
In a number of places,
And leave everyone
With strange looks on their faces.

From wide-open prairies,
To small elevators,
A fart will find all of us
Sooner or later.

So be not afraid
Of the invisible gas,
For always remember,
That farts, too, shall pass.

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