One Liners and Short Jokes
What two words will clear out a men's restroom? Nice Dick!
Boycott shampoo! Demand the REAL poo!
Excuses are like asses everyone's got em and they all stink.
Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have.
Isn't making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a
peeing section in a swimming pool?
If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea.. does that mean that
one enjoys it?
Look out for #1. Don't step in #2 either.
Why is pea soup more special than mashed potatoes?
Because anyone can mash potatoes.
What would get your man to put down the toilet seat?
A sex-change operation
How do men sort their laundry?
"Filthy" and "Filthy but Wearable"
Why is a man's pee yellow and their sperm is white?
So they can tell if their Coming or Going.
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