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One Liners and Short Jokes

  1. What two words will clear out a men's restroom? Nice Dick!
  2. Boycott shampoo! Demand the REAL poo!
  3. Excuses are like asses everyone's got em and they all stink.
  4. Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have.
  5. Isn't making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a
    peeing section in a swimming pool?
  6. If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea.. does that mean that
    one enjoys it?
  7. Look out for #1. Don't step in #2 either.
  8. Why is pea soup more special than mashed potatoes?
    Because anyone can mash potatoes.
  9. What would get your man to put down the toilet seat?
    A sex-change operation
  10. How do men sort their laundry?
    "Filthy" and "Filthy but Wearable"
  11. Why is a man's pee yellow and their sperm is white?
    So they can tell if their Coming or Going.